no sense.

1) dancing my problems away is such a great option.

2) my friend told me saturday that i eat so much junk food. i finally realized it's true. in my humanities class i had the song "candy man" sung to me. but why are healthy foods so gross? am i a 5 yr old or what?

3) restless night. 2 seasons of monk was the best remedy.

4) my parents always say i don't cook and never try. i've been proving them wrong! too bad they aren't here to enjoy it.

5) watched some movie yesterday with james franco and i will LITERALLY never be the same. where do these people come from?

6) i found my resolutions yesterday---one word: whoops. i'll be sure to start that soon.

7) i see the light from TANGLED was the highlight of my oscar night.

8) my house finally feels like my home--and my fam has to move out of it by july? renting is not ideal.

9) i love how sometimes i am so conceded and that i think my phone is somehow broken because nobody is texting me back...

10) i don't know how to wear scarfs the right way.

11) i have a perfectionist in one of my classes that wears purple pants and says he doesn't understand why people have stress because he does not. then he always asks questions freaking out that he isn't understanding something or didn't get the right answer. Russell my darling, that is stress babe.

12) remember how i just went through a phase where i don't care to be social anymore? it stuck.

13) why can't the school elevators have music in them? the awkward silence forces me to talk to this person.

14) someone asked me yesterday why i sounded like a man on my voicemail. and they were dead serious. although i do sound like a man on the phone, recorded, or in a microphone-MY VOICEMAIL IS AN ACTUAL BOY. thank you.

15) speaking of boy. About a Boy. Hugh Grant yes, please.

16) speaking of Hugh. Two Weeks Notice. Sandra, yes please.

17) sorry, i'll stop.

18) i just found some candy that i had from christmas. do i eat it? refer back to #2?

19) dang it. guess i'll go brush my teeth...