bachelor.ette.

Dear Ty .

aka dumbo.

i like you. i do. but not as much now

and i don't know why. i feel like i don't have much to say to you so i won't. but one question, what is on your shirt?

Dear Roberto.

she loves you. and you know that she loves you.

your little action you got with her in the air was hilarious not going to lie. smooth move for singing TO her because that is the only reason why you won. Jesse had the pipes to win my heart.

Dear kirk.

are you blonde or red head? who cares, i love you!

although you had some skanky bed scene with Ali in the video, i love that you just took her up

to bed when she was sick. i like you more and more i decided.

Dear kasey.

..YOU'RE NUTS. i would for sure not feel safe running through a museum alone with you.

she only kept you that night at the museum so you didn't murder her right then and there. i feel like you are some vampire ready to strike Ali's neck. is your voicebox alright? because i don't think it is... when she said your name instead of my jesse baby, screams filled the room and a tear was shed. once you unvail that little tat on your wrist you're history bud.



Dear Justin.
i am sick of your face. i am sick of your crippled leg. i love how you just jumped on top of kasey and called him out for lying and how that is the most awful thing, but you pulled that crap last week. I don't like you. Never have. And hopefully i won't have to voice my opinion about you anymore because rated R better be bye bye next week.





Dear Frank.
sweetheart. love. i really do love you but i might have to slowly put you on the creeper list if you don't stop having these little melt downs. Ali is not your girlfriend yet even though i know you think she is. have patience because that is what i need from you. let me still like you franky dear.

Dear Craig.

i feel like you are still in the running just for laughs. she is not attracted to you. you have tried going in for a kiss and she denies you. i am sorry but you are just another spot to fill and that's that.

Dear Chris.

WHO ARE YOU?? seriously tell me. i had to LOOK UP your name just now because i forgot it. why do you not have one single confessional or interview? i know you must talk because she kept you around over jesse so WHO ARE YOU? when she asked you to accept this rose i was waiting for it. to hear your voice but all i got was a quiet whisper. SPEAK BOY.

Dear Chris L.

let me love you. let me pick you as my number one.

that was the sweetest thing that you just spent your birthday with Ali. you are the greatest. and i love how family is just so fantastic to you. and that you got emotional calling your dad. the anticipation leading up to your kiss was intense but that was great while dancing to joshua radin. my only complaint is you're too good for ali. you need to break free while you can because she doesn't deserve someone amazing as youuuuuuuuu.

Favorites:

Chris L.

Frank

Kirk

..and i guess we'll throw roberto in there.

it is still blowing my mind that she can keep kasey and give jesse the boot. am i blind? did i miss something? i guess she loved kasey's singing better than jesse's? SPEAKING OF THAT what was that!? kasey seriously stop singing. i was embaressed for you sitting on my couch.

this is the moment where this show gets into my life. where the number gets fewer and i am in love with certain guys. that's it, i am fully invested now. . .